Proof for the BiG BANG THEORY post I made and corrected two months later.
(Also proof that Sheldon is an amalgamation of - what I imagine to be - me and a chick I know of.)
“Good night, puny human.”

“Feed the soul, starve the ego.”

Seen Travis Barker and The Glitch Mob saying this (via twitter) in regards to DJ AM but it’s generally a good point.

the BiG BANG THEORY.

“जो जी करे कर. That’s Hindi for whatever floats your boat.”
I heard this last night (well, this morning) on the BiG BANG THEORY.
I’ve spent the last two hours thinking this (as a by-product).
As the soul does, do. Which is a direct translation into English (evidently).
(I did do the Hindi myself from memory and for those of you that know me, I don’t like asking for help or verification.. so even though my mum doesn’t understand the words coming out of my mouth and it took me three attempts, it is 100% accurate to Kunal Nayyar, unlike the BiG BANG TRANS WordPress.)

You gon’..

.. call Lewis Hamilton an idiot for having a tribute helmet to Senna when he races for McLaren and grew up go-karting just like him?
If any isn’t anyone, it’s you.

Paying for things I did at seventeen.

“I suppose I should thank you for teaching me once either side of the relationship has made up it’s mind as to how limited it can be, there’s nothing I can do to change it.”
My reward for taking a leap of faith and trying to create a win-win situation.. some friendship.

I’m closer..

.. to Bruce Lee than you are to Avril Lavigne.
I read philosophy.
I’ve done a reasonable amount of martial arts.
I’m progressing daily as an authentic human being.
You don’t play guitar.
You don’t sing.
You ain’t gon’ be married (even to a guy who’s clearly been whacked in the face with a sledgehammer).
The only thing you and her have in common is “strawberry blonde” hair.
“Blame Canada.”

“Oh, how the hypocrite speaks.”

For the woman who comes at me with this, you’re full of shit.
“You’re not Bruce Lee.”
“Avril Lavigne Punk Princess” is the first thing that shows up when you google it.
I’m so disappointed in myself.

Oh.

“Nothing is static.
Everything is evolving.
Everything is falling apart.”

Haha.

You know what, I felt you up for two years. (OK, one year four months excluding holidays…. but still.)
OK, manga may have got nookie but he didn’t last long is the vibe I’m getting.
Thirty-two year old lasted three months max.

The lesbian wins.
I may not be one of your so and so drunk stories but I did it like a boss.
*Cue Brad Pitt BURN AFTER READING iPod dance.*

Suck on it.. oh, wait. You do.
(Plus Jean Luc actually likes me. BOOM.)

“Things are tough all over, cupcake.

It rains on the just and the unjust alike. The Comedian was a little bit of both.. and he always thought he’d get the last laugh.”

“Wrong, as usual.”

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